Christmas, isn’t Christmas, Till it happens, In your heart
…one had to think not just outside the box but outside the world of boxes.– - Mouse from The Mouse and The Snake by David Sedaris On how to be exotic!
so there was this Russian guy who fell on me… LITERALLY. I was watching a movie half way in my seat and he fell on me. He even cut queue while I was waiting in line for the lavatory! PFFFFSSSSSH.
Whether it was putting in an extra beat, or leaving one out, I couldn’t...– Unobtainable by Hugo Williams
Fajar was right! I am a panda! :(
not worth it.
totally… not… worth… it… This is my first attempt to draw an insect…but…but… It turned out okay… BUT ITS NOT WORTH IT! I’M SERIOUSLY A JOKE OF THE THE CENTURY! I hate myself so much that I wanna laugh! Ha ha ha ha!
Every time i talk to you i’m only reminded of how imperfect i am and how...– (via catwoo)
Autumn is coming to an end, There are still many things I have to tend… The weather is freezing, And I find myself sneezing… AH-CHOO! The icy cold wind is numbing, My, the dorm toilets need plumbing! Strolling at night is no longer pleasant, And I’m inactive as ever by fifty percent! I can’t help but notice that, I’m becoming more fat! Then I take a...
I got to decorate a stocking like all the gym staff! Yay! What benefits I get for working at the cafe in the gym! Many thanks to Supervisor Tim who let me have the red furry one! GLITTER! GLITTER! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I got glitter glue on myself…meh…I’m all glittery. hehe…
Happy Birthday Daddy!
He’s not meant to do laborious jobs man. Look at him! Hehehehehehe! So stiff! That’s my dad! I love him a lot! A lot! A lot! A lot! He loves me a lot too! Have a great birthday daddy! And may you be blessed with good health and many happy years to come. Believe it or not, he’s already 50++ Envy his youthful looks! And I too inherit that trait! (I hope…) And...
i'm gonna die!!!
So just enjoy this picture of a duck I met in Houston. It is very handsome. I assume its a male. Simply because…it is very handsome? Hahahahahahahahahaha! QUACK QUACK!!! …I’m seriously gonna die!!!
It doesn't really feel like christmas at all
It certainly doesn’t. … What is Christmas anyway? (Many answers to that, don’t answer!) I am bored of the yearly ritual… I want it to be meaningful. *** Oh, and yeah, I really like Coldplay’s new song. Not their best, but hey, not all Christmas songs have to be cheery. I never really drew things looking up, so I guess this would be a perfect scene. Looking...
Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly...– Spongebob Squarepants